It flies! It soars! It’s metallic red on the outside bits with a nice glossy white for everything else! The smoke??? The smoke is normal, don’t worry about it! Look at the pretty blue window!! It glows, like YOU will when you’re riding in this very safe rocket that definitely will not explode on slight contact with any undesignated or unlicensed surface!
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What a pitch—I’m sold! Sign me up immediately!
(And I’m definitely not worrying about exploding and perishing in a terrible fiery ball of death, not even the tiniest little bit. Nope. Not at all.)
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