Flash news !
Are you afraid of the dark ? If that’s the case get a Suzanne, manufactured by Hiju’s compagny, only 9999$!
All you have to do is put her under a lamp for a few minutes:
And voilà, Suzanne brighten up your path in the dark up to 5H, no need to be afraid anymore !
There is even a second version:
I had fun mixing a diffuse and an emisive shader with a control texture and thought I could use it as a commercial 
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I am sure it could be a nice product 
Cheers !