I didn’t make an actual chart, but here’s the general sequence:
- You’re Elon Musk’s roadster flying on a final resource run before leaving the earth a desiccated husk and fleeing to Mars.
- Oh no there are scavengers in the wasteland after the resources that are rightfully yours!
- These aren’t just scavvers, they’re off-grid SOCIALISTS!
- Looks like we wiped the filthy commies out
- Oh no there’s an entire successful commune and it’s too late to send in the CIA to make them fail! We’ll have to blow them up!
- The world is safe for capitalist profiteering again!