You are Harambe. Free yourself from your prison without the zookeepers (and other humans) killing you!
http://gamebucket.io/game/7562f566-69c3-4b0f-992b-4c37bd550992
Lol, brilliant. Like the text adventures of old, literally every choice but the right one is death, but the hilariously absurd writing makes every death enjoyable. Bravo.
Thanks bud! I appreciate the feedback. Super fun to make.
Well done, laughed out loud for realz.