Captain Loo [[Theme]Concept art]

In the distant future as technology has progressed and our increased need for mobility and space grows with dense population.
the is only one answer for the call of the buttock and that is a…
MODULAR CYBERNETIC PORTAPOTTY THAT MOLDS TO THE USERS BUM CHEEKS FOR MAXIMUM COMFORT WITH WITH A HYGENIC GENTLE WATER JET THAT DOES THE CLEANING FOR YOU WITH WARM AIR DRYERS.

No longer will you need to waste space for a toilet in your home as it comes straight to your door! but not everyone is as enlightened.
the system has been hacked and you’ve piled up poop orders and your primary directive is to release the bowls of these poor souls.
you’ll have to go beyond the manual for what the water jet is for and use it to your advantage to get to them needy bowls as fast as possible.

GOODLUCK CAPTAIN.

I’m sure this is PG-13 and it is intended to be humorous. if the is a problem with this content please tell me and please be aware some of my learning disabilities might confuse me.

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